Clearly, any field trip involving manure is not right for a bunch of fourteen-year-olds. But manure wasn’t even the worst part of the stupid field trip. The worst part was that the farmer grows pigs. And pigs are also called hogs. And there’s this poor guy in our class called Dan Hogg who everybody hated. I don’t know why exactly. Maybe it was his hair. Or his teeth. Or his glasses. Usually he just tried to sort of disappear, but it never worked. Idiots like Shane or Tyler wouldn’t shut up about him. They wouldn’t quit laughing at him.